Category: Yo Mama: Page 2   Yo mama Jokes, Yo mama is so fat, Yo mama is so stupid, Yo mama is so greasy, Yo mama is so skinny, Yo mama is so lazy and more.. All jokes are moderated to ensure you only recieve the best and funniest. Yo mama head so small Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. Yo mama so fat Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code! Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Yo mama so fat Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Yo mama so dark Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. Yo mama so stupid Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo mama so fat Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo mama so fat Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo mama so nasty Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection. Yo mama so bald Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. Yo mama so hairy Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. All jokes are moderated to ensure you only recieve the best and funniest. The Love Links Marriage Agencies top Marriage Agencies Top Matchmaking Dating Services Top Dating WebSites Dating Services Reviews The Love Links Love Making Tips Amor Matchmaking Dating Talk Romance Greetings Love Advice Love Spell Lovers Horoscope Daily Weekly Monthly Top Dating and Matchmaking Services Dating Services Dating WebSites Love Dating Sites Be sure to revisit this site in the future as we will be adding (from time to time) new jokes, cartoons, funny pic and other new feature. Please Bookmark (Ctrl+D) or Add Us to your favorites   New | Popular | Top rated If you have any great jokes you want to share with everyone, submit them here >> Add Joke   Your Favorite List:  Clear all Favorites