Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
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yo mama so fat,when people saw her in her yard they said 'wow,they must be building a new mansion'. Added: 30-Aug-2005 By: JOEY
yo mama so fat,when she went to the zoo people said'how did the elephant get loose'. Added: 30-Aug-2005 By: JOEY
yo mama so fat,when she sat down everyone thought the rapture was coming. Added: 30-Aug-2005 By:
Heres a comment for all of the "Yo Mamma Jokes ".They are cruel and how would you like if some one talked about your mamma like these jokes do? Well I think these jokes should not be on a website where little kids can see them. So who ever reads this please think about what a 12 year old is writing. Oh by the way im the 12 year old girl . Added: 19-Mar-2006 By: PJ
this is a comment is for that 12 year old girl,i don't care what that stupid 12 year old girl thinks this website is so funny Added: 20-Apr-2006 By: bobby
this is for that 12 year girl," yo mamma is so ugly when she went in the bank the manager said tun the cameras off Added: 20-Apr-2006 By: bobby
