Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
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YOUR MAMA SO FAT I DROVE AROUND HER AND RAN OUT OF GAS Added: 11-Mar-2006 By: DARIUS
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yo mama so fat when she went in line they said next Added: 17-Mar-2006 By: hannah
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WHY WHY WHY DID YOU POST THOSE ARE SO DAMN STUPID ALL OF THEM I DIDNT LAUGH NOT ONCE Added: 25-Jul-2006 By: LINDSEY
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yo mama so fat she went to new york wearing a yellow dress and got flagged down. Added: 10-Jan-2007 By: who u think fool!
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yo mamma so fat she gave birth to twins and they still orbit the sun Added: 27-Jan-2007 By:
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yo mmomma is so fat after i slapped one ass cheek 2 weeks later the other slapped me Added: 27-Jan-2007 By: willie 2be
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Some were funny others got me in trouble with th teachers cause i laughed so much Added: 13-Mar-2007 By: DaQuansha
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Yo mama so fat she uses two paint rollers to put on her lipstick Added: 4-Apr-2007 By: sugababez