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Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

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yo mama sooo fat that she triped over wal-mart and k-mark and laned on target
Added: 15-Feb-2005   By: danny
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Yo mama soo fat ,I walked around her two times and got lost.4-June-2005 By:Meek
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Yo mama soo fat ,I walked around her two times and got lost.
Added: 4-May-2005   By: Meek
yo mama soo fat the tabale walk a way saying don't eat me
Added: 27-Sep-2005   By: frog
yo mama soo fat she sat in the bath tub and made the gran cyon.
Added: 12-Feb-2006   By: derrick
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Added: 19-Feb-2006   By: tyler
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Added: 11-Mar-2006   By: DARIUS
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Added: 17-Mar-2006   By: sugerhuneyicet
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Added: 17-Mar-2006   By: hannah
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Added: 22-Mar-2006   By: jose
yo mama so stupid that she sold her car for gas money
Added: 2-Apr-2006   By: your mama
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Added: 19-Nov-2006   By: Keani Kama
yo mama so fat she went to new york wearing a yellow dress and got flagged down.
Added: 10-Jan-2007   By: who u think fool!
yo mama so dumb when she locked in a grocery stoer she starved to death!
Added: 10-Jan-2007   By: dp from the vg
yo mama so fat she has her own area code.
Added: 10-Jan-2007   By: latysha nash
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Added: 10-Jan-2007   By: yo mama of course!
yo mama so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Added: 10-Jan-2007   By: dumbass homo
yo mama so nasty she has to pour salt water down her pants just to keep the crabs fresh!
Added: 10-Jan-2007   By: chicken
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Added: 10-Jan-2007   By: best foods!
yo mama so dumb she went to mcdonalds and tried to put a milkshake on layaway!
Added: 10-Jan-2007   By: ronald mcdonald
yo mama is so old u hit her on the back and her tits fall off!
Added: 10-Jan-2007   By: fucking pigs
yo mama so fat she jumped up and got stuck in the air!
Added: 10-Jan-2007   By: exerciser
yo mama so fat she walks in the front door and trips over the back fence!
Added: 10-Jan-2007   By: construction worker
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Added: 27-Jan-2007   By:
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yo mamma so fat she gave birth to twins and they still orbit the sun
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yo mammas so fat that 1 cheek is is in comptom and one is still smutherting meeee
Added: 27-Jan-2007   By:
yo mmomma is so fat after i slapped one ass cheek 2 weeks later the other slapped me
Added: 27-Jan-2007   By: willie 2be
yo mamma so fat , when my dad picked her up for a date jhe had toget a variance
Added: 27-Jan-2007   By: willie 2 be
yo mamma so fat whe she snores / orca has an ortgasm
Added: 27-Jan-2007   By: willie2 be
Some were funny others got me in trouble with th teachers cause i laughed so much
Added: 13-Mar-2007   By: DaQuansha
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Added: 18-Mar-2007   By: baby_gurl25164
Yo mama so fat she uses two paint rollers to put on her lipstick
Added: 4-Apr-2007   By: sugababez

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