Category: Sex Related: Page 4
We all like those naughty sex jokes! So anyhow, we have been slowly building this collection of sex jokes, and here are a few to get you laughing!
sex jokes that are about sex and dirty joke
hubi is a man one can't stop him doing anything anytime.My hubi wishes one night to hold his cock I never did that since one year of our married life,he leads my hand to the way ang give a sigh of relief I hold that pole and start fondling it gives me intense pleasure then I touched that part which is attatched to his pole,Ikeep on doing suddenly my hubi rose up disrobe me and start I.C,as his semen was about to flow out and he don't wanna waste it.Then he start playing my breast nipples fondling tits and sucking goes to my ass did whatever he likes.Then keep his lips on my lips after sometime he put my hand again on his penis but after realizing erection of the said part Iran away.
A man called walter was a lonely batchlor who lived alone. All he had was his cat called ' ##### ' . One day the man came downstairs at 12:00pm to see if his cat was all right. He was naked as he lived alone and there was no one to see him. But when he went down stairs he could not find #####. He went into the kitchen and there was a not on the table. FOLLOW THIS TRAIL OF WATER AND THE CAT WILL NOT BE HARMED. So the man followed the trail too worried to notice he was naked. #####, #####. He shouted. He then came to the end of the trail where he saw a naked woman with a wet ##### with ##### on her lap! " I'm right here" she said. " Come and get me tiger"
a boy goes up to his father and says dad i need advice on sex the dad slaps the boy and says all you need is your hands then dad goes in to the restroom and come back 15 minutes later and says aahhh i feel like a new man
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.
"What's that ?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I had tennis elbow once."
Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first guy said "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older."
"What do you mean?" asked the second guy.
"Well," replied the first. "I can barely remember the last time I got aroused in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!"
"Healthier? How is that?" his buddy wondered.
"Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before bed she'd get these terrible headaches." he answered. "Now that we're older, she hasn't had a headache in years."
theres this woman with 46 kids all named martha so the ganitor at work asks how do you get them to bed if they're all named marth she says i just say martha go to ben=d and they all go to bed what about dinner how do get to eat she says martha dinner! and they all eat then he asks how do you get one at a time she says oh i use their last names
There is 3 kids walking down the street and the cop pulls them over and says that it is past there bed time. Then the cop says i have a way for you to get out of this. The only way is if your weiners measure out to be 20 inches combined. So the first oen goes behind the build and its 8 inches. Then the second one goes back and its 8 inches also. So they only need 2 inches and the thrid oen goes back and its 2 inches exactly. Then after the cop lets them go and there are walking back the 3rd kid goes good thing i got a boner or i wouldnt of made it.
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to find the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring a cauldron. So out of curiosity he asks her what she is brewing.
"A magic potion" she replies.
"Well what is it for?" he asks.
"This potion will make anyone an excellent golfer."
At this he gets really excited and asks if he can have some. She is agreeable but warns him that it will have dire consequences on his sex life.
After a short period of soul searching he decides to try the potion. He goes back to the golf course and completes an excellent game of golf. Next he challenges the golf pro and beats him easily. He spends every possible moment of the next year playing golf at every course he manages to get to and having a wonderful time of it. After a year he finds himself back at the same course where he found the witch. Out of curiosity he slices one into the woods so he can talk to her.
"Well", she asks, "How has your game been?"
"Great! This has been the best year of my life. I have played all over the country and never lost a game."
"And how about your sex life?"
"Oh, not bad."
"Really? This stuff can really ruin a guy's sex life. Say, how many times did you have sex last year?"
a man goes to vegas and he is going to meet some of his friends there for a business meeting and his first night there he wins a bunch of money at the casino. he asked the bar tender if he knew of any hookers in town. the bartender gives him this phone number and tells him (you`ve got to call this girl she is really hot). so he calls her and tells her to meet him in front of this casino, and the bartender was right she is hot, the hooker asked what can i do your you tonight and the guy says i would like a blow job the hooker says ok but that will be five hundred dollars. the guy says FIVE hundred dollars.yikes,the hooker says before you say anything do you see that cadalac parked right there? i payed cash for that because i give the best head in town the guy says ok pays her five hundred dollars the next night he wins more money at the casino and calls the hooker back up. she meets him in front of the same casino and askes what can i do for you tonight? and he says i just want to fuck you in the ass. the hooker says ok that will be fifteen hundred dollars and the guy says FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS and the hooker says before you say any thing do you see that pent house up there? i payed cash for that because ive got the best ass in town. so the guy pays her fifteen hundred dollars. the third and final night the guy wins a lot of money at this casino like trippled all of his money feeling real good he calls the hooker up and she meets him in front of the casino and askes him what can i do for you tonight? the guy says you know im feeling real good tonight and i would like some pussy the hooker says ok that will be five thousand dollars the guy stunningly says FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS! and the hooker says before you say anything do you see that casino over there? the guy says dont tell me you own the casino too and the hooker says no but if i had a pussy i would.
