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las vegas

a man goes to vegas and he is going to meet some of his friends there for a business meeting and his first night there he wins a bunch of money at the casino. he asked the bar tender if he knew of any hookers in town. the bartender gives him this phone number and tells him (you`ve got to call this girl she is really hot). so he calls her and tells her to meet him in front of this casino, and the bartender was right she is hot, the hooker asked what can i do your you tonight and the guy says i would like a blow job the hooker says ok but that will be five hundred dollars. the guy says FIVE hundred dollars.yikes,the hooker says before you say anything do you see that cadalac parked right there? i payed cash for that because i give the best head in town the guy says ok pays her five hundred dollars the next night he wins more money at the casino and calls the hooker back up. she meets him in front of the same casino and askes what can i do for you tonight? and he says i just want to fuck you in the ass. the hooker says ok that will be fifteen hundred dollars and the guy says FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS and the hooker says before you say any thing do you see that pent house up there? i payed cash for that because ive got the best ass in town. so the guy pays her fifteen hundred dollars. the third and final night the guy wins a lot of money at this casino like trippled all of his money feeling real good he calls the hooker up and she meets him in front of the casino and askes him what can i do for you tonight? the guy says you know im feeling real good tonight and i would like some pussy the hooker says ok that will be five thousand dollars the guy stunningly says FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS! and the hooker says before you say anything do you see that casino over there? the guy says dont tell me you own the casino too and the hooker says no but if i had a pussy i would.

Posted by: troy     Posted on: 22-Nov-2005

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