Category: Sex Related: Page 5
We all like those naughty sex jokes! So anyhow, we have been slowly building this collection of sex jokes, and here are a few to get you laughing!
sex jokes that are about sex and dirty joke
there was a man who was having sex near an elephant, the elephant ask himself: "How does he breath through something so small and why is that women sucking it?"
There was a little boy that always bothered his school bus driver. One day after school he sat right behind the driver and said... "bus driver what do you get when a momma dog has sex with a daddy dog?" the bus driver says what? and the boy smiles and says puppies. The driver rolls his eyes and says kid just leave me alone. The next day the boy says to the driver..." bus driver what do you get if a momma cat has sex with a daddy cat?" the driver says what? The little boy says kittens. The frusterated driver says good grief kid just leave me alone. The next day the kid sits right behind the driver as usual and the drive smiles and turns around and says hey kid I got one for you. What do you get if a fag has sex with a stripper... the kid laughs and says " a bus driver"
A girl asks her boyfriend to com over to her house to have dinner with her and her parents. He says yes and the girl says that afterwards, they would go make love because she had never done it before an she wanted to. The boy was nervous and said, okay. He went to the pharmisist the next day to get some condoms, and the pharmisist asks him if he wants the 3 pack, the 6 pack, or the family pack. He says family pack because he thinks that he will be pretty busy. The pharmisist tells him everything there is to know about condoms and sex before he walks ou the door. That night he goes over to the girlfriends house and she sits him down at the table and says, hey hun, whats wrong. The boy looks up at her and says, I never knew your father was a pharmisist.
