There was a little boy that always bothered his school bus driver. One day after school he sat right behind the driver and said... "bus driver what do you get when a momma dog has sex with a daddy dog?" the bus driver says what? and the boy smiles and says puppies. The driver rolls his eyes and says kid just leave me alone. The next day the boy says to the driver..." bus driver what do you get if a momma cat has sex with a daddy cat?" the driver says what? The little boy says kittens. The frusterated driver says good grief kid just leave me alone. The next day the kid sits right behind the driver as usual and the drive smiles and turns around and says hey kid I got one for you. What do you get if a fag has sex with a stripper... the kid laughs and says " a bus driver"