Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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YOUR JOKES ARE SO FUNNY MY PANTS CAME OFF Added: 23-Dec-2004 By: EYIPOAE TJMGHOSRAB
I LIKE EGGS Added: 23-Dec-2004 By: YO MAMA
not so good not the greatest site that much either like in the yo mama jokes you should have one like this (your mama so old everytime she tries to breastfeed you her milk comes out to be powder!!!! hahaha Added: 2-Feb-2005 By: eve
not so good not the greatest site that much either like in the yo mama jokes you should have one like this (your mama so old everytime she tries to breastfeed you her milk comes out to be powder!!!! hahaha Added: 2-Feb-2005 By: eve
you guys have to make alot better yo mama jokes for example yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch Added: 11-May-2005 By: dont no
yo that was so funny Added: 29-Jun-2005 By: Kiesha Jones
these joke are really funni keep em commin. Added: 4-Oct-2005 By: kenya
Preety good Added: 18-Oct-2005 By: big D
you guys are so freakin funny Added: 7-Nov-2005 By: oscar
That is super funny. Added: 8-Nov-2005 By: Julio A. Moreno
good but old Added: 3-Mar-2006 By:
i have a better joke...yo mama is so fat when she tries to swim in the ocean whales come up to her and sing''we are family...even know your bigga then me'' Added: 21-Apr-2006 By: megan
that was so dam dumd Added: 2-May-2006 By: ktresa
these jokes Added: 30-May-2006 By:
STUPID WHAT ARE YOU A 150 THEM ARE SO FUCKIN LAME I CANT BELIVE YOU POSTED THOSE MORON Added: 25-Jul-2006 By: lindsey ! HEY YA WAS UP ! CAUSE I KNOW IT AINT THESE JOKES ! HAHAHAHA
your mamma is so stuipd that she was yelling in envelope and i asked what she was doing and she said that she was sending a e-mail Added: 14-Nov-2006 By: megan
u r soooooooooo not cool b/c u guys do not like your mom i am dumb Added: 30-Dec-2006 By: megan
