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Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

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These jokes are really funny keep it up!!!!!!!! (peace out niggas)
Added: 13-Mar-2006   By: Nadine Smith
YOUR MAMA SO FAT THEY TOT SHE WHAS A WHALE
Added: 6-Apr-2006   By: ALEX
your jokes suck bad
Added: 20-Apr-2006   By: really
very good
Added: 4-May-2006   By: art
can yall out more jokes on here by the way cool jokes
Added: 7-Nov-2006   By: Amy
Your mamas so fat her ass has its own coggrassmen
Added: 14-Dec-2006   By: Your daddy
all yo mamas fat well lets just say shes really fat cuz u cant expess how fat she is craka
Added: 26-Dec-2006   By: beaner the mexican
beaner your jokes are gay.yo momma so old that she was in jesus's year book
Added: 23-Jan-2007   By: beaner is gay. and so is alex.
yuall nigaz jokes are gay put this type YO MAMA IS SOO OLD HER MEmoRieS ARe in BlAK AND WiGHT hahaha!!!! ALEX!!! WAT DA FUUUUUUUCK!!!!! im mexacin 2 !!!!!! so FUCK DA HELL OF BITch
Added: 15-Feb-2007   By: THE MEXACIN RAPPER JOELD123!!!!!!!!
dis een 4 ya wibe i lettin u kno dat my God is good he is in control he is one God
Added: 16-Feb-2007   By:
YO MAMA IS SO FUCKIN FAT WE SHE WAS HAVEING SEX SHE SAID FUCK IM GOING TO BURGER KING!!!!!!!
Added: 17-Feb-2007   By: FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF BITCH
Added: 17-Feb-2007   By: FUCK OFF
these are so so so so corney my grandmom make better jokes
Added: 20-Feb-2007   By: tom
dis frikken jokes are hella dumm
Added: 21-Feb-2007   By: all jokes are gay.
u think u cool you bitches
Added: 22-Feb-2007   By: tyhg7iy vklu
dis is a load of shit
Added: 26-Feb-2007   By: kavo
your mamas so fat wen she tryd to get married the priest said im sorry whales cant get married
Added: 26-Feb-2007   By: kavaldo
i like all of these jokes lol
Added: 8-Mar-2007   By: anthony


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