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one day there was a girl and a old man the old man was naked holding a news paper and the girls walks over to him and says whats under the news paper and he says a birdy so she says can i play with it and he says no so she says fine and walks away and then about 5 miniutes later he falls asleep and later wakes up in the hospital and the doctor asks do you know what happened and he says no. and then the little girl comes over and says i do and the doctor says what? and she says well he said there was a birdy under the newspaper and i asked if i could play with it and he said no so i waited till he was asleep, then i started to play with it and he spit on me so i broke its neck, cracked its eggs,and put it of fire.

Posted by: sean     Posted on: 2-Jun-2006

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