The atheist was walking through the woods admiring the beauty of spontaneous life. He was looking at the trees, the beauty of the birds, the beautiful flowers, feeling the fresh wind in his face.
While walking, he noticed a bear following him. He sped up his pace, looked over his shoulder and saw the bear was getting close. Starting to run, he looked over his shoulder again and saw the bear was closer even still. Now on a dead run he tripped and fell.
The bear was on top of him getting ready to rip him to shreads when the atheist screamed out, "Ooohhh my God,no, no!"
The wind stopped, the bear stopped, the clouds stopped, and a bright light shown down from Heaven.
"I am God," the voice proclaimed, "Are you ready to become a Christian and believe in me for the rest of your days on this earth?"
The atheist said, "Yes I am, but in all respect, I also want the bear to become a God-fearing Christian."
"Granted," said the voice. The trees started to move, the wind started blowing and the clouds began to move again.
The bear sat up, put his paws together and said, "God, thank you for this meal for which I am about to receive."
