At a meeting for peace negotiations President Bush and Sadamm Hussein were in Iraq. When Bush sat down in the conference room he noticed Saddamm had three buttons on the arm of his chair. After a few minutes, Sadamm pressed the first button and a boxing glove sprung up and hit Bush square in the jaw.
In the spirit of peace Bush decided to ignore this and continued talking until Sadamm pressed the second button and a wooden bat swung out and hit Bush in the chin.
Sadamm started laughing, but again Bush ignored this and continued.
A minute later Bush saw Sadamm press the third button so he jumped in the air, but a big boot sprung out and hit him in the balls. Bush had decided he had enough of this and when back home.
Three weeks later the peace negotiations were re-scheduled in Washington DC and Sadamm sat down in Bush's conference room. He noticed that Bush also had three buttons on the arm of his chair.
A little while after they started talking Bush pressed the first button but nothing happened. Bush started giggling.
They continued to talk then Bush pressed the second button. Sadamm moved, but again nothing happened. Sadamm was getting a little jumpy and Bush was laughing even harder now.
A few minutes later Bush pressed the third button and his stomach started hurting because he was laughing so hard, but like the others nothing happened.
Sadamm had enough of this, stood up and said, "That's it! I'm going back to Iraq!"