One day 14 year old little johnny went to a soda shop. The bar keeeper said "I'll give you free drinks for the rest of the day if you can make that horse over there laugh." Little Johnny said "OK" so he grabbed the horse took it to the corner and whispered something, And the horse started dying laughing. so little Johnny got free soda. The Bar keep then said "I'll give you free drinks forever if you can make him stop laughing" Little Johnny shrugged and said "fine" So he walked over to the corner whispered something and messed with his pants and the horse cryed like a baby with no tits. The bar keep said out of curiosity "how did you make that horse laugh?" Little johnny said "I told him I had a bigger dick than he did." Then the bar keeper asked " why did he start to cry" Little Johnny after that dropped his pants and underwear and said "I proved it!"
