Little Johnny is sitting in class and his teacher is asking the children what they want to be when thay are grown up.
The teacher is looking around the room and sees little Johnny with his hand up but she dosen't want to pick him because he always makes dirty comments, so she asks Susie what she wants to be when she gets older.
Susie says, "I want to be a vegi grower ma'am." And the teacher asked why and she said, "Because it's good money."
Then she asks little Bob what he wanted to be and he said, "I want to grow corn miss." And the teacher asked him why and he said that his dad does it and he wants to do it as well.
The teacher doesn't want to ignore little Johnny anymore, so she asks little Johnny what he wanted to do when he grows up. And he said, "I want to grow pubic hair ma'am."
The teacher asked him why and little Johnny said, "My sister only has a little bit and she makes 500 dollars a week!!"
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Compared to most of the jokes on this site it is not that bad. None of thetse jokes are much to laugh about BUT THIS ONE IS NOT SO LAME. Added: 24-May-2006 By: Anisa
