Little Johnny runs into the farm-house where his mom and grandma are shelling peas. Little Johnny runs in and yells, "Mom, mom, the bull's fucking the cow!!"
Grandma gasps and clutches her chest in horror!!! Mom drags little Johnny outside by the scruff of his neck and says, "Now listen here Johnny, you can't go around saying rude words like that!! You have to think up another word to use.........how about the bull is SURPRISING the cow??"
So little Johnny is a bit confused, but he shrugs and runs off outside to play again. Five minutes later he runs back inside and shouts, "Mom, mom the Bull is SURPRISING ALL the cows now!!!!"
Mom sighs and says to Johnny, "No Johnny, he can't be SURPRISING all the cows!"
"Yes he is!!!" ,yells little Johnny. "He's SURPRISING all the cows...... he's fucking the horse!!!"
