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  8-year-old Johnny is walking by his divorced mothers bedroom one night when he hears strange sounds coming from inside.

He peeks in the door to see his mother lying on the bed, rubbing herself and moaning "I need a man. I need a man".

The next night, as he walks by, he again hears strange sounds. He peeks inside to see his mother with a man in bed with her.

The night after that, Johnny's mother hears strange sounds coming from his room. She tip-toes to the door, peeks inside and there's Johnny, lying on his bed, rubbing himself and moaning, "I need a bike. I need a bike."


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