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Lawyer Fees Are Ridiculous!

At the conclusion of the trial, the jury found the defendant Howard Smokey not guilty. His lawyer congratulated him, then handed him a bill.

Mr. Smokey looked at the bill and gulped. "This says I have to pay ten thousand dollars now and five hundred a month for the next five years! It sounds like Iím buying a Mercedes-Benz!"

The lawyer smiled. "You are."


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