Category: Knock knock Jokes: Page 4
Here is our growing collection of some of the dumbest, funniest, silliest, wackiest, stupidest, and most annoying knock-knock jokes ever told.
Knock Knock Who's there?.. There are 1000's and growing number of the knock-knock jokes..
Knock Knock! Who's there? Yodalahi. Yodalahi who? Hey man, why are you yodeling? Knock Knock! Who's there? Laser. Laser who? Laser faire. Knock Knock! Who's there? Gabor. Gabor who? Gabor'n to shop. Knock Knock! Who's there? Roach. Roach who? Roach out and touch someone.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Who. Who, who? You don't who, owls do! Knock Knock! Who's there? Evie. Evie who? Evie weather. Knock Knock! Who's there? S-2. S-2 who? S-2 be a morning after. Knock Knock! Who's there? U-boat. U-boat who? U-boat can play with me today.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Andy Green. Andy Green, who? Andy Green grass grows all around, all around. Andy Green grass grows all around.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police let us in; it's cold out here. Knock Knock! Doris. Doris, who? Doris locked, that's why I had to knock! Knock Knock! Who's there? I love. I love who? I don't know, you tell me! Knock Knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? I underwear my momma is? Knock Knock! Who's there? Evan. Evan who? Evan and Earth. Knock Knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Who's there? Knock Knock!
Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Water. Water, who? Water you answering the door for? Knock Knock! Who's there? Gable. Gable who? Gable to leap buildings in a single bound! Knock Knock! Who's there? Evan. Evan who? Evan you should know who it is. Knock Knock! Who's there? Callas. Callas who? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Schipa. Schipa who? Schipa rope. Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany. Zany who? Zany body home? Knock Knock! Who's there? Galway. Galway who? Galway, you bother me.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Moira. Moira, who? Moira Easter Bunnies. Knock Knock! Who's there? Howie. Howie, who? Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies? Knock Knock! Who's there? Chimney. Chimney who? Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio? Knock Knock! Who's there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
Knock Knock! Who's there? A little girl. A little girl who? A little girl who can't reach the doorbell! Knock Knock! Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No, thanks. I prefer peanuts. Knock Knock! Who's there? Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron on the side of caution! Knock Knock! Who's there? Valencia ! Valencia who ? Valencia dollar, will you pay it back ?
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