Category: Knock knock Jokes: Page 5
Here is our growing collection of some of the dumbest, funniest, silliest, wackiest, stupidest, and most annoying knock-knock jokes ever told.
Knock Knock Who's there?.. There are 1000's and growing number of the knock-knock jokes..
Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! Knock Knock! Who's there? Phyllis. Phyllis who? Phyllis up a cup of water! Knock Knock! Who's there? Donna. Donna who? Donna sit under the apple tree. Knock Knock! Who's there? Andrew. Andrew who? Andrew all over the wall!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Repeat. Repeat who? Who Who Who! Knock Knock! Who's there? Andy. Andy who? Andy bit me again. OUCH! Knock Knock! Who's there? Amos. Amos who? Amosquito bit me!
Knock Knock! Who's there? UB40 UB40 who? UB40 today, Happy birthday! Knock Knock! Who's there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie ten times table twice! Knock Knock! Who's there? Randy. Randy who? Randy four minute mile in less than three! Knock Knock! Who's there? John. John who? John the Navy!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me. Who ish you? Knock Knock! Who's there? Laos. Laos who? Laos and found. Knock Knock! Who's there? N8 N8 who? N8 tendencies. Knock Knock! Who's there? Eileen. Eileen who? Eileen down to tie my shoe.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle necessary on the door? Knock Knock! Who's there? Iglesias ! Iglesias who ? Iglesias idea I ever had ! Knock Knock! Who's there? Raleigh. Raleigh who ? Raleigh round the flag boys ! Knock Knock! Who's there? Lamb. Lamb who? Lamboo curtain.
Knock Knock Who's there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Wow! I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe. Butch, Jimmy and Joe who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss and let's Joe places!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be the last knock knock joke? Knock Knock! Who's there? Utah. Utah who? Utah-old me to knock! Knock Knock! Who's there? C-2 C-2 who? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time! Knock Knock! Who's there? Elaine. Elaine who? Elaine of the freeway.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Sascha. Sascha who? Sascha lot of questions! Knock Knock! Who's there? Eve. Eve who? Eve who my hearties! Knock Knock! Who's there? Cozy. Cozy who? Cozy who's knocking. Knock Knock! Who's there? I-8. I-8 who? I-8 lunch already... Is dinner ready?
|
|
If you have any great jokes you want to share with everyone, submit them here >>