Category: Knock knock Jokes: Page 3   Here is our growing collection of some of the dumbest, funniest, silliest, wackiest, stupidest, and most annoying knock-knock jokes ever told. Knock Knock Who's there?.. There are 1000's and growing number of the knock-knock jokes.. Knock Knock! Who's there? UCI. UCI who? UCI had to ring because you didn't answer when I knocked. Knock Knock! Who's there? Halibut. Halibut who? Halibut a kiss, sweetie? Knock Knock! Who's there? Hagar. Hagar who? Hagar, you with the stars in your eyes... Knock Knock! Who's there? Illegal Illegal who? Illegal stay in the nest until he feels better. Knock Knock! Who's there? Ike Ike who? Ike can's stop laughing! Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce, who? Lettuce in and you will find out! Knock Knock! Who's there? Tick. Tick who? Tick 'em up. I'm a tig tad towboy! Knock Knock! Who's there? Toby. Toby Who? Toby or not to be! Knock Knock! Who's there? Dot. Dot who? Dots for me to know, and you to find out. Knock Knock! Who's there? Rita. Rita who? Rita books instead of reading these dumb knock knock jokes! Knock Knock! Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to suck your blood!! Knock Knock! Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is stuck and it won't open! Knock Knock! Who's there? Moo. Moo, who? Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl? Knock Knock! Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep! beep! Knock Knock! Who's there? Ali Ali, who? Alittle old man who can't reach the doorbell! Knock Knock! Who's there? Archie. Archie Who? Gesundtheit! Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry. It's only a joke. Knock Knock! Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel, that's why I knocked! Knock Knock! Who's there? Thisle. Thisle who? Thisle have to hold you until dinner's ready. Knock Knock! Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? You just said it! Knock Knock! Who's there? Amsterdam. Amsterdam, who? Amsterdam tired of all these stupid knock-knock jokes. Knock Knock! Who's there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede on the Christmas tree. Knock Knock! Who's there? Disney. Disney who? I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney! Knock Knock! Who's there? Icy. Icy who? I see your underwear. Knock Knock! Who's there? Ice Cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost. Knock Knock! Who's there? Gandhi. Gandhi who? Gandhi come out and play with me? Knock Knock! Who's there? Scissor. Scissor who? Scissor and Cleopatra? Knock Knock! Who's there? Ilka! Ilka who? Ilka pone! Knock Knock! Who's there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do like you! Knock Knock! Who's there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage. Knock Knock! Who's there? Tank! Tank who? You're welcome! Knock Knock! Who's there? Wendy. Wendy Who? Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing' Along... Knock Knock! Who's there? Yo momma. Yo momma, who? Seriously, it's yo momma, open the damned door! Knock Knock Who's there?.. There are 1000's and growing number of the knock-knock jokes.. The Love Links Marriage Agencies top Marriage Agencies Top Matchmaking Dating Services Top Dating WebSites Dating Services Reviews The Love Links Love Making Tips Amor Matchmaking Dating Talk Romance Greetings Love Advice Love Spell Lovers Horoscope Daily Weekly Monthly Top Dating and Matchmaking Services Dating Services Dating WebSites Love Dating Sites Be sure to revisit this site in the future as we will be adding (from time to time) new jokes, cartoons, funny pic and other new feature. Please Bookmark (Ctrl+D) or Add Us to your favorites   New | Popular | Top rated If you have any great jokes you want to share with everyone, submit them here >> Add Joke   Your Favorite List:  Clear all Favorites