Category: Knock knock Jokes: Page 2
Here is our growing collection of some of the dumbest, funniest, silliest, wackiest, stupidest, and most annoying knock-knock jokes ever told.
Knock Knock Who's there?.. There are 1000's and growing number of the knock-knock jokes..
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam, my finger is stuck in the door! Knock Knock! Who's there? Value. Value who ? Value be my Valentine? Knock Knock! Who's there? Ice cream ! Ice cream who ? Ice cream of Jeannie ! Knock Knock! Who's there? Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cugat. Cugat who? Cugat to love my knock knock jokes! Knock Knock! Who's there? Crock and Dial. Crock and Dial who? Crock and Dial Dundee! Knock Knock! Who's there? B2 B2 who? B2 school on time! Knock Knock! Who's there? Joplin. Joplin who? Joplin anytime you like!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Haden. Haden who? Haden seek. Knock Knock! Who's there? R2 R2 who? R2 or not? Knock Knock! Who's there? Zeke. Zeke who? Zeke and you shall find...
Knock Knock! Who's there? Wood. Wood, who? Wood you like to let me in now? Knock Knock! Who's there? Lauren. Lauren who? Lauren order! Knock Knock! Who's there? Cam. Cam who? Camalot is where King Arthur lived. Knock Knock! Who's there? Madonna. Madonna who? Madonna's being mean, tell her off.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin da bank! Knock Knock! Who's there? Saddam. Saddam who? Saddam, and shut up! Knock Knock! Who's there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub -- I'm dwowning! Knock Knock! Who's there? Momma. Momma who? Momma, please open the door! Knock Knock! Who's there? One shoe One shoe who? One shoe come home, Bill Bailey?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Germany. Germany, who? Germany people knocking at your door!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla Who? Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry. Knock Knock! Who's there? Icon. Icon who? Icon tell you another knock knock joke. Do you want me to? Knock Knock! Who's there? Dime. Dime who? Dime to tell another knock-knock joke! Knock Knock! Who's there? Despair. Despair who? Despair tire is flat.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Daisy! Daisy who? Daisy plays, nights he sleeps! Knock Knock! Who's there? Callum. Callum who? Callum back. Knock Knock! Who's there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen fishin. Knock Knock! Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida terrible time getting here !
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