Category: Knock knock Jokes   Here is our growing collection of some of the dumbest, funniest, silliest, wackiest, stupidest, and most annoying knock-knock jokes ever told. Knock Knock Who's there?.. There are 1000's and growing number of the knock-knock jokes.. Knock Knock! Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal who to you too! Knock Knock! Who's there? C's C's who? C's the day! Knock Knock! Who's there? Jack. Jack who? Jack your egos at the door... Knock Knock! Who's there? Hammond. Hammond who? Hammond eggs for breakfast. Knock Knock! Who's there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow. Knock Knock! Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben over and kiss me!!! Knock Knock! Who's there? Never. Never who? Never mind... Knock Knock! Who's there? Closure. Closure who? Closure mouth when you're eating! Knock Knock! Who's there? Argue. Argue who? Argue going to let me in or not??? Knock Knock! Who's there? Pig. Pig who? Pig up your feet or you'll Twip! Knock Knock! Who's there? Ralph. Ralph who? Ralph ! Ralph ! Ralph ! I'm a dog ! Knock Knock! Who's there? Lara. Lara who? Lara lara laughs in Liverpool! Knock Knock! Who's there? Larry. Larry who? Larry Krishna. Knock Knock! Who's there? Cow-go Cow-go Who? No, Cow go MOO!!! Knock Knock! Who's there? I used. I used who? I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can't! Knock Knock! Who's there? Vitamin. Vitamin who? Vitamin in for a party! Knock Knock! Who's there? Get off. Get off who? Get off the Internet! Knock Knock! Who's there? Sara. Sara who? Sara doctor in the house? Knock Knock! Who's there? Lana. Lana who? Lana the free. Knock Knock! Who's there? Safari. Safari who? Safari so good... Knock Knock! Who's there? Igloo. Igloo who? Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie... Knock Knock! Who's there? Lady. Lady who? Lady law down. Knock Knock! Who's there? Ilona. Ilona who? Ilona Ranger! Knock Knock! Who's there? Ichabod! Ichabod who? Ichabod night out there can I borrow your coat? Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf. Adolf who? Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way. Knock Knock! Who's there? Max. Max who? Max no difference Knock Knock! Who's there? Tarzan. Tarzan who? Tarzan stripes forever. Knock Knock! Who's there? Cotton. Cotton who? Cotton a trap, please help me! Knock Knock! Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo honk, honk! Knock Knock! Who's there? Thistle Thistle who? Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready. Knock Knock! Who's there? Yule. Yule who? Yule never know! Knock Knock! Who's there? Uganda. Uganda who? Uganda get away with this! Knock Knock Who's there?.. There are 1000's and growing number of the knock-knock jokes.. The Love Links Marriage Agencies top Marriage Agencies Top Matchmaking Dating Services Top Dating WebSites Dating Services Reviews The Love Links Love Making Tips Amor Matchmaking Dating Talk Romance Greetings Love Advice Love Spell Lovers Horoscope Daily Weekly Monthly Top Dating and Matchmaking Services Dating Services Dating WebSites Love Dating Sites Be sure to revisit this site in the future as we will be adding (from time to time) new jokes, cartoons, funny pic and other new feature. Please Bookmark (Ctrl+D) or Add Us to your favorites   New | Popular | Top rated If you have any great jokes you want to share with everyone, submit them here >> Add Joke   Your Favorite List:  Clear all Favorites