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If a tin whistle is made out of tin, what exactly is a fog horn made out of?
If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?!
Everyone has a photographic memory; it's just that some of us are out of film.
If they arrest the Energizer bunny would they charge it with battery?
If FED EX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
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