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Blonde Terminology !?? What a hell do Blondes REALLY mean!!!!
Q: why do blondes have legs? A1: so they don't get stuck to the ground. A2: to get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3: so they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Two telephone company crews were putting up telephone poles. At the end of the day, the company foreman asked the first crew how many poles they had put in the ground. "Fifteen" was the answer. "Not bad, not bad at all," the foreman said. Turning to the blonde crew he asked how many they had put in. "Four" was the answer. "Four?" the foreman yelled. "The others did fifteen, and you only did four?" "Yes," replied the leader of the blonde group, "But go look at how much they left sticking out of the ground."
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I cannot believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
There's this blonde out for a walk.
She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
Yoo-hoo she shouts, how can I get to the other side?
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, You are on the other side!
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."
"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I can only sell the car."
"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then you shouldn't have a problem anymore trying to sell your car."
The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?"
"No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"
Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like someone I know" she says. The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunett all trying to rob a bank. When they say the police comeing they ran away, and try to hide in a barnyard. The red head hid in the pig pen, the blonde in the potao patch and the brunette in the abrn with the cows. Well the police saw there car and went looking for them. When he came close to the pig-pen the redhead said *oinnk onik* so thinking it was just a pig the polic man walked away. When he came near the barn. same thing the brunett goes *moo moo* and the police men walks away but when he gets to the potao patch the blonde say *potato potato*
A blonde walks up to a pop machine. She puts a quarter in. She put's another in. She puts another in. The guy behind her goes " Hello lady I'm thirsty!" The blonde goes "Hello stupid i'm winning!!! "
a man walks into his bedroom and his wife is crying...he bends down to see whats the matter with her and she shyly says to her husband i cant figure out how to put these m m&ms into alaphabatical order!! ~Beth~
A blonde was coming out of her house and going to her mailbox and opening it over and over again! Her next door neighbor asked what she was doing and she said her mailbox keeps telling her she has mail!
