Category: Blonde Jokes: Page 5
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Blonde Terminology !?? What a hell do Blondes REALLY mean!!!!
A blond got fired from a M&M factorie for throwing away all the W's.Upset and poor,she decided to hold someone for ransome and ask for money.She goes to the park and takes a kid,she pulls them away and takes them behind a building,"i kiddnaped you.",said the blond.The blond wrote a note....."i have kiddnaped your child,to get him back put $10,000 in a bag and drop it off at the big tree in the park.",she pined the note to the kids shirt,"now run back home.",the blond said.The next day she went to the tree in the park and found a not inside the bag that read......"How could you do this to a fellow blond?."
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents. The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
there was this burneitt and blond sister and and they set out for a bull the burneitt went to get the bull she had $300 and the bull costs $299 then she went to the teleograph station and said,"I need to send my sister a teleograph. he said,it cost $1 to send a teleograph." ok sned --comfortable to my sister. then the blonde got it and czme up with the truck amd trail. then they went to the teleograph station and the guy said how did your dumb blonde sister know to come get the bull. she said she's so dumb that she reads slow.so she read it as come for the bull!!!!!!