A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has never
had lessons or prior experience !! She mounts the horse unassisted and
the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a
steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip !! She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides
down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly
impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps
away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot
has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding hooves, and her head is struck against the ground again
and again.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
from unconsciousness when.........
....the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off..
