A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted
a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, >but was very
reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After
becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I`ll just go out and catch my
own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you`ll luck
out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on
catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the
young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just
then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim and shoots, killing the alligator. With a great deal of
effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more
of the dead creatures. >The shopkeeper watches in amazement.
Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it`s back, and
frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn`t wearing any shoes