Blonde One-liners

Q: How do drown blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do beer bottles and blondes have it common?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.


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