A Gas Problem
A little OLD lady goes to the doctor and says, ''Doctor, I have this
problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and
are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times
since I've been here in your office.
You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent.
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent...stink
The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's
work on your hearing."
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