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What Kind Of Farter Are You?

Vain: You love the smell of your own farts.

Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts.

Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine.

Shy: You release silent farts and then blush.

Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.

Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.

Scientific: You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.

Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart.

Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.

Dishonest: You far and then blame the dog.

Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours.

Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.

Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.

Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.

Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.

Intellectual: You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.

Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion.

Miserable: You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.

Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.

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that was the gayest joke ever
Added: 18-Feb-2005   By: Sam Dody
try to make it better
Added: 23-Apr-2005   By: tera ginger
try to make it better
Added: 23-Apr-2005   By: tera ginger
try to make it better
Added: 23-Apr-2005   By: tera ginger
you need to take it off
Added: 23-Apr-2005   By: tera ginger
i fart all the time rock on vato!!!!!
Added: 26-Dec-2005   By: Miguel Valero*from frankfort IN

Added: 8-Jan-2006   By: kitten
that was the most fartin joke ever.Rock on DUDE.
Added: 11-Feb-2006   By: A retard would have to read this joke twice.
umm it was okay but not that funny=(P.S. I'm Impudent
Added: 31-Jul-2006   By: Nicole
thats awsome dude um but it should have been a little more funnier then it would have been RAD......ps that chick ubove me your awsome !!!!!
Added: 31-Jul-2006   By: adam

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