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If a dog was your teacher...

If a dog was your teacher you would learn things like...

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them...

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride...

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy...

Never pretend to be something you're not...

Let others know when they have invaded your territory...

Take naps and stretch before rising...

Run, romp and play daily...

Always protect those you love...

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do...

On warm days, stop to lie on your back in the grass...

On a hot day, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree...

When you're happy dance around and wiggle your entire body...

Thrive on attention and let people touch you...

No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout-run right back and make friends...

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk...

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm-stop when you've had enough...

Be loyal...

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it...

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently...

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