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there was a older woman about 34 years old and she was pregnet with tripplets. and she was at the wrong place at the wrong time and she got shot three times, one in each baby. of course she went to the doctors and he said the babies would be fine, just when they turn about five years old the bult will just come right out of them. well the time came when the three children are about five. she had to girls and one boy. the little girl comes to the mother and says " mommy, mommy i did something very bad" she replies " well what did u do?" the little girls says that she passed a bult. the mother was so proud and gave the little girl a lolli-pop and she was on her way. the other little girl comes and says the same thing and the mother was so proud and also gave her a lolli-pop. well the little boy came and said" mommy, mommy i did something very bad" she said " i know, u passed a bult." he said " no u just dont understand, i was jurking off and i shot the cat"
A man walk in his daughter room while she was in bed sleep. He went to turn off her night light but triped over his shower robe string. The Girl woke and saw what she was not suppose to see. But then shut her eyes and went back to sleep.The next day she woke up and went to the kitchen table for breakfast and her mom was making breakfast in her shower robe. She tripped over the coffee plug and her robe opened up. The girl peeped but then said nothing and turn her head. The mother looked at her daughter and asked what's wrong did she see anything. The girl responded no but I found your needle under daddies robe
A white man and a black man worked together every day and the white man always came to work happy whisteling so one day the black man walked over to the white man and said Hey why you so happy all the time? The white man replied because when I get out of here I go home to my wife and I get all the loving I need .Black guy says how you do that? White guy says I say poetry. Black guy says I don,t know poetry White guy saysI go home take her in my arms and say roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and I love you so She just takes me to bed and I
there was a littel girl and her mother walking in the zoo.while walking they saw two monkeys having sex the little girl asked her mother what were they doing the mother said they were baking a cake. so they startd walking again and past two horses and two lions having sex and once again the little girl asked her mother whatwere they doing and her mother again told her they were baking a cake.they went home the next morning when the little girl woke up and asked her mother if her and daddy baked a cake last night. her mother said no honey why do you ask?the little girl said "because i just licked the icing off the couch"!
A man walk in his daughter room while she was in bed sleep. He went to turn off her night light but triped over his shower robe string. The Girl woke and saw what she was not suppose to see. But then shut her eyes and went back to sleep.The next day she woke up and went to the kitchen table for breakfast and her mom was making breakfast in her shower robe. She tripped over the coffee plug and her robe opened up. The girl peeped but then said nothing and turn her head. The mother looked at her daughter and asked what's wrong did she see anything. The girl responded no but I found your needle under daddies robe
