Category: Animal Jokes: Page 3
Chicken, Elephant, Parrot, Dog, Cat, Lions and Tigers and Bears oh My! We have a variety of Animals and Creatures Jokes here
From cats to frogs, or from Chicken Crossing the road jokes to Everyone's Crossing the road..
Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape -- that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture.
I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a houseplant. Tomorrow I may eat another.